Monday, January 14, 2013

New year, new menu?

So at New Year's, everyone gets to make resolutions. I have a few that I'd like to share.

1. Stop barking when mom and dad get home ... This one is really hard. I've been working on it for a while. I just get so excited that I feel like I'm going to explode. If I don't let it out in a bark, I don't know what will happen!
2. Stop giving people the heeler "escort" out the door. Instead of following people so closely on their heels that I trip them, I will lie down on the carpet.

It is so hard to break bad habits! My last resolution is this ...

3. I will start a new diet. I wish to begin a raw food diet.

That last resolution may not work out so well as I don't have much control over what I eat. I would really like to eat raw ... My favourite thing is when the meat birds go to slaughter and I get to eat their necks! We had someone over this weekend who is buying meat rabbits from mom to feed their dog. Lucky dog.

So far I haven't been able to convince mom or dad that I should eat raw. They have this crazy idea that I may want to start eating the farm animals!!! Ok ... So the thought has crossed my mind once or twice. But I won't! I promise ....

Here's hoping I get to have a new menu this year :)

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